VibePlate Exercise Vibration Plate

"I can't listen to this nonsense"

Really? You want me to what now? And how do you suppose I'm going to react when the Earth starts shaking under me? I'm just gonna patiently hang out for my workout, no problem? Ha! Sure! Ridiculousness I tell you, see for yourself:

 The revolutionary technology of whole body vibration is available for personal home use through the innovative VibePlate Exercise Vibration Plate which delivers increased athletic abilities, improved physical rehabilitation, pain relief for chronic pain sufferers, anti-aging benefits, and more! Whole body vibration has been used by professional athletes for decades, and the VibePlate Exercise Vibration Plate can provide an impressive workout when used as little as 15 minutes per day, 3 days a week.
Unlike other home whole body vibration machines, the VibePlate Exercise Vibration Plate has a weight capacity of up to 1800 pounds, a low profile, is available in several different sizes, and easy to use with the dial control. Attachments provided on this vibration plate allow you to diversify your workouts by attaching tubing or resistance bands. The wide ranges of vibration frequencies allow you to further customize your Vibe Plate experience.
Benefits of using the VibePlate Exercise Vibration Plate include improved flexibility, coordination, mobility, balance/stability, agility, endurance, energy levels, and overall function. You dont have to be an athlete to use this whole body vibration machine; there are incredible medical benefits from the vibration plate and physical therapists and chiropractors nationwide use this with patients. The VibePlate Exercise Vibration Plate promotes lymphatic drainage, faster recovery, increases bone density, better circulation, wellness, and neuromuscular re-education; people suffering from numerous medical conditions are praising the VibePlate for giving them back their quality of life! Peripheral neuropathy, arthritis, MS, ALS, emphysema, cerebral palsy, Parkinsons disease, fibromyalgia, and lymphedema are just some of the many health issues which benefit from using the VibePlate .  This is also for animals! (i.e.HORSES) This particular plate holds up to 1500 pounds. So you and your animals will benefit!