Kite Flying and Fish Murdering

Hey everybodies! How are you? I am mostly fabulous. See my title today? Those are the things Cyd has been doing. I am the kite. And I did not kill the fish. She did. My Aunty B and Uncle P brought me new fishes for my water tub. I have previously been a murderer of fish, when they brought me my two orange ones and now there is just one orange one. Well anyways, Cyd wondered where the ceramic bowl that I smashed came from. There were tons of little pieces and we both hope I didn't eat any cos for it making me sick. It was pony field clean up day, so Cyd caught my orange fish in a little bucket, told me off for trying to tip it over, and dumped the water out my tub. A quick scrub and refill, while she goes to pick up my poops. 

"Oh hey Cyd" calls Aunty B. "Bugsy has new fishes in tank. Forgot to tell you last night." 

"Haha, silly Aunty B, you're so funny. Did you see me dump the tank and want to mess with me? Good joke. Haha" 

"No, really, three new little blacks fishes!"

"Oh ****!"

She only found one in the dirt, and it had died. I only killed one fish, she murdered three! This is why she has me and not an aquarium!!

Bonus silly picture of me

Anyway, back to me. Yesterday was circle practice as well as field cleaning day. Sometimes Cyd puts straps on me that go from my face to my belly, but today she put my saddle on. This is different. I didn't get my bridle though. She had some yellow tack in her hand not attached to me and we went to practice my circles. I'm a bit out if practice so Cyd says we need to do them more, maybe one time a week even though we'd both rather go pong riding on the trails. Apparently circle practice is good for grown ups too, not just baby ponies just starting their learnings. Once I warmed up and was doing everything good, Cyd clipped the new tack on. It was a butt strap called a crupper and I don't think I like it. I tried it on before and everyone laughed at me for acting silly. I did my blogging about it if you want to go look, there's even a movie of me. This time I did fine just walking, but at trotting time I clamped my tail and tucked my butt and leaped for the moon! Nearly made it too. I did rearing and bucking and just plain jumping up for five minutes then got over it and trotted really good. At least til we changed direction. I sprang with all my might for five minutes again then behaved myself. We turned both ways again and I was only a little bit bad, and on the third try I was really good. We have to practice this more before I pony ride in it cos for Cyd not wanting to be made broken by my antics. Also please share your tips for how I can learn to like my crupper better. I would much appreciate it :)