Don't Make Me Into Glue!

Hi everybodies, how are you? I am not totally fabulous. Cyd called me all kinds of names today, like ar***ole, and little b***ard. And she threatened to turn me into dog food, or send me to the glue factory. These don't sound like very much fun things for me to do at all. We adjusted my saddle, and I was trying to help, and totally wanted kisses but then I bumped my head on the door then bumped my head into Cyd's head and her bloods fell out her lip and it got lumpy. Then on my pony ride I did my stopping, but got fixed in a relatively okay amount of time.

Then I did amazing when we saw three dogs not on leashes and I didn't stomp them or kick them or be scared of them even when one tried to herd me! Then I wanted to trot everywhere. Cyd said no which made me sad. So I did stopping. That wasn't okay either. She's so needy always wanting to get her own way! We figured out our issues and went on our way. I crossed my ditch pretty good (Cyd hid behind a tree for the jumping bit so I couldn't tromple her) and we had snacks in the field.

She got back on and we only made it a very little way before I had a little strop, and Cyd got a bit stroppy back, so you know what I did? Had a full on tantrum, nearly bucked Cyd off, and she smacked her face on my neck during a buck-rear combo move. Totally split her other lip and bloods came out again. She stuck on for my tantrum, but when I was done she got off to do some breathing. She said all kinds of horrible things to me but in a nice voice, not yelling. We took a minute to collect our thoughts, and slowly slowly worked through my trouble spot with neither of us getting mad. Mostly I was good the rest of the way home, and we went the short way even though we were going to do a longer ride today. We wasted all our times being mad at each other. On the good side, I moved much better in my saddle adjustment and wasn't sore at home. Cyd will check me again tomorrow to be extra sure. I can't always be good, then there wouldn't be any challenge for Cyd and I'm still learning even though I'm growing up! And I made it all the way up the big hill without taking a break. It's gross and long and rocky but my booties keep my feet safe!

P.S. I'm not going to be glue or in a dog food can, fortunately I have many redeeming qualities to make up for our misadventures!